I love the number 3.
- There are 3 spatial dimensions (that we know of)
- There are 3 primary colors.
- A number can be divided by 3 if the sum of the digits can be divided by 3
- An octopus has 3 hearts.
- Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
- And this is the 3rd Citrix Synergy in a row where I will present the XenApp and XenDesktop Tech Update!!! (did you notice, I have 3 exclamation marks??? and 3 question marks)
First, if you were at Synergy Tech Update 2016, I should tell you there will be NO music trivia this year. I know. I’m sad too. But apparently, people told me I have bad taste in music. But I have something even better – Trust me 😉
If you’ve never been to a Synergy Tech Update session, I assume you had something more important to do (although I can’t possibly fathom what that could be). But whatever the reason, let me tell you what to expect this year.
- 1 presenter
- 4 Simpsons references
- 5 videos
- 7 best practices
- 35 jokes
- 150 slides
- And 5,400,000,000,000 nanoseconds of awesomeness
I quickly — and I mean quickly — cover the latest and biggest technical updates in XenApp and XenDesktop since last Synergy. You will learn why these features are important and how they work. You will learn about optimizing your environment, sizing your environment, and monitoring your environment. You will see how the tech updates directly impact the user experience. And, most importantly, you will laugh.
And, the session is repeated!!!
- Wednesday, May 24 – 10:30-12:00
- Thursday, May 25 – 2:30-4:00